Alert : Matt Damon, Thu.13.Apr.2017
Perhaps aping his heroic onscreen personas, the 46-year-old father of three ran to a nearby cafe where he quickly grabbed ice for the wound, the paper said.
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Matt Damon heroism!
Matt Damon heroism movie character comes to real life!!
Matt Damon heroism movie character comes to real life by calling in paramedics!!!
— A jellyfish sting is a “miserable end to an otherwise idyllic vacation.”
Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly. (Proverbs 17:12)
Bonus: Parents, pray hard, really, really hard that if your 6 year old gets hit by a, as in one, jellyfish that Matt Damon and the paramedics with helicopters are flown in. If Matt Damon slipped into Jason Bourne wouldn’t all the paramedics be killed? At least all the jellyfishes within Jason Bourne’s area would have been popped — right? Of course, most beaches post a notice when jellyfish have come in with the tide …just say’n.
Qualification – the articles do not make any mention of an allergic reaction, in which case paramedics would be needed. However, one has to wonder do the Australians fly the helicopters in every-time a child is hit by a jellyfish? And, again, wouldn’t Jason Bourne, the got-get-the-ice-bucket-now action guy be able to run his little girl to the clinic?
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