Praying Pratt : “Ass Off”

Praying Pratt : “Ass Off”

Kevin Smith, the “Clerks” director who survived a “widow-maker” heart attack early Monday, was forced to defend actor Chris Pratt who wished him well on Twitter and asked others to join him in praying for the director. – Fox News

Kevin we don’t know each other too good but I have loved you since Clerks and I’m praying my ass off for you cause I believe in the healing power of prayer. Can you please pray with me people!? 🙏♥ …

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  “Poor Chris Pratt, one of my favorite actors on the planet, f—-ing put up a nice tweet, where he’s just like ‘Hey man, I don’t know you that much but I love ‘Clerks’ and I’m praying for you’ and and apparently people were like, ‘F— your prayers’ and attacked him and s—,” Smith said. – Fox News; Kevin Smith

What the freak’n dude – praying Pratt is twitter trolling for prayers. (Sorry my cussing and semi-swearing, cool dude stuff isn’t up to par.)

Okay, Kevin Smith and Chris Pratt aside from the nonsense of seeking prayers from a twitter class of lowlifes, you know, the whole don’t cast your pearls to pigs kinda thing, exactly Mr. Pratt what should be prayed?

Pray for:

  1. Pray for Kevin Smith to live longer in a life of sin for a hotter judgment?
  2. Pray for Kevin Smith to be able to enjoy a vegetarian diet? (I was never so hungry in my life for the several years when I was younger and more stupid than when eating a vegetarian diet. Talk about hunger games.)
  3. Pray for Kevin Smith to repent, give up all and obey a holy God’s will daily?

If Chris Pratt means number 3 then I am all prayers and praise. However, I will keep my ass thank-you. It comes in handy when sitting down to read the Bible.

If Kevin Smith is appreciating God’s mercy by God not allowing the widow maker heart attack to place him in the dungeon of Hades just yet, then don’t be contemptuous of God’s mercy by not repenting.

Or do you show contempt for the riches of his kindness, tolerance and patience, not realizing that God’s kindness leads you toward repentance? (Romans 2:4) 

Bonus Wisdom:

  “Is it part of your alleged deity’s master plan that Kevin had a heart attack?” one user tweeted. – Fox News

Yes, Mr. or Mrs, or Miss, or Mit it is the Master Deity’s master plan to send all self-centered, non-respectful twitter souls to hell for not repenting.

The echo that there might be a hell, a judgment for wickedness, could, just possibly be true. The fact that evolutionary theory cannot explain why there is death ought to give even twitter celled individuals a clue that something serious is defentily up.

_____________________________________________________________________ ~ opinion unto righteousness ~ timothy williams
[proverbs 18:2]

Thursday, March 1, 2018
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(—He continued, “And number one, thanks to Chris Pratt, how sweet was that. Number two, please don’t fight over stuff like that. It’s a waste of time. Whether you’re religious or not, someone saying ‘I’ll pray for you,’ it’s good intentions.”