Wired: The Snotsucker

Wired: The Snotsucker

“This adorable and delightfully disgusting nasal aspirator is approximately 15 zillion times more effective (rough estimate) than those ubiquitous blue rubber bulbs. Every parent needs a fast, effective way of giving their little disease vector some nasal relief.” [15 Awesome Gift Ideas for New Parents and Babies | WIRED]

[ reference selection and link(s) below ]

“Adorable” isn’t the word I would use to describe a snotsucker.

And isn’t “delightfully disgusting” an oxymoron?

Oh, the joys of a blessed motherhood.

What golden rewards await holy women who serve their children in godliness ~ may we honor such now for their labors of love.

God certainly has a reward for those godly women who lay down their lives at home for their children “if”, repeat, “if” they continue in faith, love, and holiness with propriety.

But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety. (1 Timothy 2:15)

I Recommend For Men

Since I am not a girly man, I recommend the following…

Infact I bet this bad-boy could be used to vacuum out the crumbs lurking between the keys on the keyboard.

May no child grow up to be a little snot.

May your father and mother rejoice; may she who gave you birth be joyful! (Proverbs 23:25)

Reviewed Unto Righteousness
www.enumclaw.com | Proverbs 18:2 | Timothy Williams
Concept of Enumclaw.com

[ reference article ]

Great things come from Sweden, including our flagship fussbuster, NoseFrida. Invented by a Swedish pediatric ear, nose, and throat doctor, NoseFrida is now helping parents across America provide smart, safe and hygienic snot-free relief to their stuffed up little ones.” [Our Story – Fridababy]